April 2010
1 post
Pros & Cons.
I’ve weighed the pros & cons for quite some time now. This just isn’t what I was expecting it to be. The days here feel almost like punishment? Banishment. Aside from the family I have here & school… I hate it. This, well this is a place you vacation to, not a place you live. The people here are many things; hate to say the qualities aren’t good ones. The entire...
March 2010
10 posts
Actions
speak louder than words. Just saying. Just another day in the life of LJ.
Panda Express Ridiculousness :)
Panda Lady: May I take your order?
'Rissa: Yeah can I have a two entree
Panda Lady: Rice or chow mein?
'Rissa: Chow mein.
Panda Lady: And your entrees?
'Rissa: The orange chicken & the broccoli beef.
Panda Lady: ...You mean the beef with broccoli?
'Rissa: ...yes?
Panda Lady: Anything else?
'Rissa: Yes, I need another two entree.
Panda Lady: Steamed rice or chow mein?
'Rissa: Can I have the steamed vegetable actually?
Panda Lady: Okay, and your entrees?
'Rissa: Could I just have two of the string bean chicken?
Panda Lady: You mean a double string bean chicken?
If I were a month, I’d be July
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I’d be Dusk
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Clam
If I were a direction, I’d be Right
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed
If I were a liquid, I’d be Coffee
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Ruby
If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow
If I were a...
December 2009
1 post
Please?
Everything is going so well I’m just waiting for the thing that ruins it all. Please, it’d be nice if that didn’t happen. Just another day in the life of LJ.
July 2009
2 posts
“It’s not your job to like me — it’s mine.”
– Credit: Byron Katie P.S. I like myself just dandyyy-ily! Just another day in the life of LJ.
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
5 posts
Don't skyrocket away.
If you be my star, I’ll be your sky. You can hide underneath me & come out at night. When I turn jet black And you show off your light I live to let you shine I live to let you shine But you can skyrocket away from me. And never come back if you find another galaxy Far from here. With more room to fly Just leave me your stardust to remember you by. Lyrics from “Boats &...
“Once this lady bought one of these {miniature full frozen chicken} & before...”
– Manager at work Just another day in the life of LJ.
How To Prank A Telemarketer →
Hilarious! Just another day in the life of LJ.
The Brooke: Waiting For A Superman - Flaming Lips...
New Doors
Are so fun ;-) Just another day in the life of LJ.
March 2009
5 posts
Almost Here by The Academy Is… Just another...
"When was the last time you had butterflies in...
“…..I don’t eat butterflies.” Just another day in the life of LJ.
I followed your bread crumbs; they led to the sea....
