If I were a month, I’d be July
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I’d be Dusk
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Clam
If I were a direction, I’d be Right
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed
If I were a liquid, I’d be Coffee
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Ruby
If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow
If I were a flower, I’d be an African Violet
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Sunny
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Piano
If I were a color, I’d be Purple
If I were an emotion, I’d be Love
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mango
If I were a sound, I’d be Laughter
If I were an element, I’d be Zinc
If I were a car, I would be a Cube If I were a food, I’d be Fuckin Delicious If I were a material, I’d be Silk If I were a scent, I’d be Chance by Chanel {Eau Fraiche} If I were an object, I’d be the Ballerina In Your Music Box If I were a body part, I’d be Eyes If I were a facial expression, I’d be Happiness If I were a song, I’d be a Love Song If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Grandpa-esque slip on’s If I were a relationship status, I’d be Happily Taken If I were a kiss, I’d be one on your Nose If I were a smile, I’d be Bright
Just another day in the life of LJ.
